Dude use two pre payed cards to check out groceries. 2nd card just cant go through.
Cashier: got cash?
Dude: NO JUST TRY AGAIN(4times)
Cashier: the card is not right, it would not go through
Dude: why don’t u say before u swipe it
Cashier: ………
Dude hands over cash

haanigram:

yea and he doesn’t like you

I could never entirely predict you.

(Source: renlybaratheon)

tevlek:

bluedogeyes:

Iron Giant Ready to Rock by wagadog

The costume was made to be at a nighttime party outdoors - so that all the black I was wearing would disappear into the background.

-screams-

-screams louder-

eeeeeeeyy

(via plushstiel)

ishipitlikeups:

For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.

(via secrettemplars)

creeproll:

I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes

creeproll:

I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes

(Source: grantofalltrades, via theorochivessel)

"You can't really escape from yourself."

(Source: meno-desu, via theorochivessel)

maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy, via theorochivessel)

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