My breath is amazing after a huge cup of hot chocolate
If you are reading this, you have survived your entire life up until this point.
You have survived traumas, heartbreak, devastation, the elements, different phases of life. And here you are.
You go, motherfucker. You’re awesome.
I survived from being slapped in the head with a watermelon
Every time I finish a morally questionable deadric quest, I die a little in side, as if those NPCs are living breathing people.
Ugh, I saw a dragon flying around far away while I was riding my horse, so I raced over and killed it. I did fast travel like three minute ago, did the dragon spawn that far away?
I’m a left hander who grow up in a school where they only teach you to write with your right hand.
I know cus I can write with my left hand with ease in a day’s practice. The practice happened last summer, I just figured this out now, cus I do everything else with my left. Yes I’m a slow person.
This older generation pisses me off so much
Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers